Ok, this literally took me five minutes. But it actually happened! We decided to go to a fish market for some unknown reason and we were walking past a vendor that had the fish heads sticking out and all of a sudden this crazy old guy without a shirt and missing an arm jumps in front of me and a couple of my friends and then points at the fish with his good arm and says exactly what it says in the picture. I mean he used the word scurvy and everything! It was hilarious! We found out later that he was navy war vet that went crazy and then got away from his care nurse. That killed the hilarity since I had a grandpa who was a war vet and my mom and my uncles. but the incident was still funny.


PS: I messed up his stubby arm, i didn't mean to!